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Come here, boy... - Everybody shut the fuck up about Kidz Bop.

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  • Everybody shut the fuck up about Kidz Bop.


    Too many people have linked to today’s inane Spin & Buzzfeed posts, wherein grown-up adult-type professional writers have registered their dissatisfaction with Kidz Bop’s version of Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop.”   

    You guys: Kidz Bop is not for you. It is, as its name makes plain, for kidz. Not even all kidz, either! Really young kidz! (And the parentz of young kidz, who might want to listen to the popular songs of the day without having to explain to their 5-year-olds why R. Kelly’s sheets would smell like urine.) 

    Kidz Bop songs are indeed unpleasing to the ear of anyone outside of those two demographicz. But guess what: they are also stunningly easy to avoid. They are not played on the radio, they will not ruin your night by coming up on a jukebox, you will never accidentally hear them. 

    So if you have written or posted an article about how much you don’t like the Kidz Bop version of “Thrift Shop,” you are telling the world that you consumed- on purpose- something that was intended for a toddler, and that it was not to your liking. 

    You have in essence gone to a Toys-R-Us, bought a bubble mower with your own money, taken it home, tried it out, and then written a review that says: “This bubble mower didn’t mow my lawn- what is its problem?

    And then you signed YOUR OWN NAME. 

    Shut up, too many people.

    is this actually an issue?

    924 notes

    1. crimeswithemma reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
      Just want to make sure we’re all still making “shut up, too many people” happen.
    2. tinyattacksquid reblogged this from rob-anybody
    3. gritsinmisery reblogged this from rob-anybody
    4. penmaries reblogged this from trcunning and added:
      And you know, I wasn’t even aware of a Kidz Bop’s version of Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop” until just this moment.
    5. trcunning reblogged this from rob-anybody
    6. tittyshield reblogged this from rob-anybody
    7. rob-anybody reblogged this from imwithkanye
    8. lustforlinda reblogged this from missfreudianslit and added:
      I don’t like that the Kidz Bop version takes honky out but leaves mammy. Racist much?
    9. princessquinne reblogged this from missfreudianslit
    10. missharlowharlot reblogged this from missfreudianslit and added:
      I feel like the issue is more if if you find this song inappropriate then don’t play it for your kid. Play them kids...
    11. missfreudianslit reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
      is this actually an issue?
    12. amandak345 reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
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    16. dastardlyjap reblogged this from roxa and added:
      Can we still be upset when glee does it?
    17. roxa reblogged this from shoryukencallme
    18. healing-with-herb reblogged this from daveholmes